Frozen Assets
She banks on babies. He banks on bucks. Neither banked on falling in love!
Synopsis
Zach Shepard is excited to find he's been hired as president of a bank. When he finally arrives in Hobart, Ore., he discovers to his dismay that the bank is actually a sperm bank. There he meets the cold Dr. Grace Murdoch, the scientist in charge, whose disregard for him seems to mask romantic intentions. Meanwhile, in order to save the business, the sperm bank holds a fundraiser to find the man with the highest sperm count.
Main Cast
Shelley Long
Dr. Grace Murdock
Corbin Bernsen
Zach Shepard
Teri Copley
Peaches
Larry Miller
Newton Patterson
Dody Goodman
Mrs. Patterson
Jeanne Cooper
Zach Shepard's mother
Jenifer Lewis
Jomisha
Paul Sand
McTaggert
Gerrit Graham
Lewis Crandall
John Asher
Bobby Murdock
User Reviews
WaxA
Siskel and Ebert said this was the worst movie they had ever seen and one of them was so depressed. They wanted to stop watching movies. So naturally, I had to check it out. The opening scene set the standard, a low brow comedy, so I wasn’t expecting much. However I was surprised at the number of chuckles I got. No outright laughing and jumping for joy, but generally fun. The ridiculous in the end, seem quite different than the majority of the movie, but I think it fit , and this is exactly the type of movie I would be looking for on TV at 2 AM if this were 20 years ago.
